Friday, October 31, 2008

Australia: No residency for boy with Down syndrome


SYDNEY, Australia – A German doctor hoping to gain permanent residency in Australia said Friday he will fight a decision by the immigration department to deny his application because his son has Down syndrome. Bernhard Moeller, a specialist physician, came to Australia with his family two years ago to help fill a doctor shortage in a rural area of Victoria state.

I have to side with Australia on this one. And before anyone gets high and mighty, put yourself in their shoes for a minute. When you're thinking about which one of your friends you want to invite to your party, you never put the retard first. When you're drafting your high school dodgeball team, who gets picked last? It's always the retard. When you're at a bar or nightclub, have you ever hit on the reatard in the corner? Of course not.

So before you start lambasting the Australian Government, please take into account your feelings on the less fortunate. And if you're still angry at them, ask yourself if you'd ever let a retard go down on you? Sure it might be awful to look at, but a retard with Terret's could lick that like a kid with his first ice cream cone.

We all know retards add costs to the government. And with today's financial mess, we need to be more sympathetic to our elected officials trying to alleviate the pain on its citizens who can comprehend their surroundings. Unless they're bringing back "Life Goes On," Corky and his coterie of retards will have to limit themselves to drooling in their chairs and pooping in their diapers.

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