Thursday, October 23, 2008

McCain says Obama will 'say anything' to win


ORLANDO, Fla. – Republican John McCain, taking a cross-state bus tour aimed at keeping vote-rich Florida from swinging to the Democrats, on Thursday accused rival Barack Obama of saying "anything to get elected."


Thank you, John, for this truly eye-opening bit of information you passed on. I never knew a politician would say anything to get elected. McCain reinforces what my mother always told me: "you learn something new everyday."

Obama is a breath of fresh air. No longer will we have to live with these honest, caring, truthful and monogomous politicians in Washington, DC. No sir. When Obama gets elected, he'll bring in lies, sex, cocaine and scandal. I, for one, am happy to be living in DC during this momentous change. Hell, with Obama style vices, we may even have a member of Congress pay for a hooker; but I doubt we'd sink that low.

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