Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Chinese Restaurant closed after dead deer found in kitchen


HAMBURG, N.Y. – Health officials shut down a suburban Buffalo restaurant after an inspector found employees butchering a dead deer inside the business. Erie County Health Department officials said they got a tip Friday about a dead deer in the China King restaurant in the town of Hamburg, just south of Buffalo.

Instead of shutting a Chinese restaurant down for having a dead deer in their kitchen, we should be rewarding them for leaving the neighborhood dogs and cats alone. When I see a missing pet poster on the street lamp the first place I search for Lucky, the missing 7 year olds pet dog, is the local Chinese restaurant. I know General Tso's chicken is code for a 7 month old puppy; and boneless spear ribs are from Fluffy, the 13 year old siamese cat who just happened to wonder a little to close to the restaurant's dumpster. Thank you, City of Buffalo. Because you punished a Chinese restaurant for going straight--ie, Venison--you have sentenced more innocent housepets to those lousy Chinese takeaway boxes, passed off as pork fried rice and whatever other shitty, non-Mandarin, name we call those delicious dishes.

1 comment:

Maximus said...

I saw a Chinese food restaurant in Florida once, and the name was "Chiney Takey Outie" hmm. So creative. I wonder if they were chopping up aligator in the back.