I think every woman with a body at least 6 out of 10, on a very conservative scale, should be required by law to wear yoga pants that are so predominant at gyms. I like to refer to them as magic pants, especially the way they accentuate every movement of the ass. Each steps seems to leave me in a trans-like state, not being able to look away as she steps with her left foot, causing her left cheek to be tightened, highlighting the outline of the thong that catches her gym sweat. Then she repeats with the right foot and cheek.
Each step is causing us men to stare a little longer, just in case the ass notices our gaze and wants to ask us back to her place for some after-the-gym cleansing. When the words don't come from that particular ass, we move on to the next chick in yoga pants, hoping the woman inside will give us the release we need.
After we repeat this dozens of times each day, we go home and wonder why all the hot chicks don't take advantage of this mesmerizing piece of clothing. Yoga pants easily adds a point to your hotness factor. So if you're a chick on the cusp of an average 5, it would be worth your while to forget your bra that day and skip down to the mall and pick out a dozen pairs.
If you're a disgusting fat-body, please refrain from going out in public. Fat chicks really know how to ruin the "Yoga Pants" fantasy.
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As a professional yoga instructor, it’s very important for me to have proper set of clothes for my daily sessions. I require clothing that is very flexible, breathable and durable as well. It’s hard to find good yoga apparel with all these qualities, but the ALO yoga set that I usually wear definitely has all the features I desire.
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