Hours after a married congressman addressed a report that he had an affair with a former aide and paid her to keep quiet about it, details of a purported tryst with a second woman surfaced. Though Democratic U.S. Rep. Tim Mahoney did not directly mention allegations first reported by ABC News that he had been involved with the former aide, he issued a statement apologizing to his family but denying he'd done anything illegal.
No shit you haven't done anything illegal -- unless both women are ugly. We all know banging other chicks when you're married is not--or should ever be--a crime. If we ever made it a crime the prison population would swell exponentially. It seems the only crime taking place here is from his wife's lack of attention to his needs. We all know men cheat because their wife forgets her daily quota of sex, and instead complains about how tired she is. The formula is always the same: man dates nympho; man falls in love; man gets temporary amnesia and buys engagement ring; man marries woman; woman gets married and gets a 40 year case of "no sex-itis." I wouldn't write this if it wasn't scientifically proven.
I do love his reaction when he got caught. He gave us the "Jason Giambi, I am apologizing to apologize, but I won't say what for" excuse. I may not be the smartest person, but I know when I am caught with my pants down. You're a man. You need different pussy. We get it. In fact, I can relate to you. But stand up and admit you're caught. Don't parade your lack-of-respect wife to the podium with you, saying how sorry you are. You're the same as every guy: you're sorry you got caught.
For once I'd love to see the woman who has been cheated on NOT stand by her man. Is that too difficult to ask? She should be out there, trying to bang Mahoney's brother or best friend. Looks like his Congressional district will be the only seat the Republicans gain this election. Well done, Tim. Well done.
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