Now that the Red Sox have been officially eliminated, I guarantee this will be the least watched World Series this century. The rest of the country, outside of Tampa Bay and Philadelphia, don't give a shit about this series.
The only people living in Tampa Bay are old people waiting to die and jews looking to take advantage of them. As for Philadelphia, well, they beat up Santa Claus; and that completely disqualifies you from ever winning a championship. I hope Philly gets swept.
Just to make sure Philly loses, I am sending Rudolph, Yukon Cornelius, the toys from misfit island and the Abominable Snowman to all the games. If Philly dares to take a lead, the Abominable will throw you in the sleigh, and Rudolph will fly your sorry asses to the North Pole, where you'll have to run through the Elf spanking machine.
Don't mess with Santa and his posse.
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