Gays "Win" the right to marry

Connecticut's Supreme Court ruled Friday that gay couples have the right to marry, making the state the third behind Massachusetts and California to legalize such unions through the courts. The ruling comes just weeks before Californians go to the polls on a historic gay-marriage ballot question, the first time the issue will be put before voters. Connecticut's court ruled 4-3 that gay and lesbian couples cannot be denied the freedom to marry under the state constitution. It was a logical next step for a state that was the first to voluntarily pass laws affirming and protecting civil unions.

What an auspicious day. First Bush told me the economy was sound and leprechauns do exist. Now gays have "won" another hard fought battle for the "privilege" to get married. Good job, idiots. Are you kidding me? You don't know how good you have it right now. I think the other 47 states' gay right's advocates should quit while they're ahead.

Each day millions and millions of fine men across this great land, struggle with the realization their life is over. Gone are the days of freedom and random sex. Gone are the days of living a full and happy life. Welcome to the days of wanting to bang their hot, younger, sister and having to lie about whether or not they look good in that dress. Instead they're contemplating ways to get a divorce without getting mauled by the woman favored "fair" judicial process, and how to have a secret, 19 year old co-ed, girlfriend on the side.

Learn from all the miserable husbands of America; the grass is always greener on the side when marriage is unlawful. In fact, if you live in a State where marriage is illegal for gays, I'll gladly trade you my straight marriage card. I never planned on using it anyway. Well, unless I found a rich divorcee or Rachel McAdams came knocking on my door.