Yawn! I am about as excited for this debate as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest. If anyone is tuning-in, hoping to hear something new, then I have 9 words for you: where have you been for the past two years? Nobody should have to live like this. Americans shouldn't be exposed to a presidential campaign lasting 730 days. In ancient Rome, Consuls were elected on a yearly basis, by the Comitia Centuriata, which, true, was severely tilted in favor of aristocratics. However, the Consuls formally assumed powers after the ratification of their election--which took 1 f ing day. This granted the consuls their imperium. How did it take 1 day over 2000 years ago, yet today it takes 18,360 hours?
How is, arguably, the greatest country in the world--except for Iceland, Italy and Ireland--left with these two morons as our choices? One is an old man who went to high school with Julius Caesar. And the other is a blowhard stuffed with empty rhetoric.
Sadly, McCain is the best chance for a Republican staying in the White House - that's not saying much. During the primary the R's were left with choices that made Moe, Larry and Curly seem enticing.
As for Obama, I have never seen a country faint over someone with so little to offer. I can only guess, after 8 years of Bush, the populace will follow anyone that can say 3 syllable words and put more than 2 consecutive sentences together.
Either way, I am choosing William Shatner as my write-in candidate. Because, if any of you watch Boston Legal, I think a 78-year old man with Mad Cow Disease is more qualified than these two. I am off to watch my old Baywatch tapes.
p.s. Maximus and I are so dumb, we can't figure out why our posting time is 3 hours behind the actual time. I am posting this at 8:30pm, so it will probably say 5:30.
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