BRADENTON, Fla. – Authorities said a man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reported that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.
This guy stole shrimp at Sweetbay supermarket in the County of Manatee? You can't make this stuff up. I've been to Florida and I can totally relate to this man. The State is hotter than the sun. If I can't find ice to stuff down my pants to cool off the junk, then I would not be afraid to grab the closest sea-going fish I could find. Any chance he saw a MILF in aisle 8, got a bit excited, and needed something cold to stop the blood-flow? Seems like a logical alibi in my book.
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