Former Vice-President Al Gore is preparing to campaign for Barack Obama in Florida, a state Mr Gore lost very narrowly in his 2000 presidential bid. Mr Gore is scheduled to appear in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, with his wife, Tipper.
If you put Al Gore and Florida in the same sentence you know what's coming - utter and complete failure. The Sunshine State should be like kryptonite to Gore. Obama seemed to have the momentum here, going into the final week. And now he makes the dumbest decision of his campaign. Having Gore as your advocate in Florida is like having Bluto Blutarski as American Ambassador to Germany when they bombed Pearl Harbor.
Sending Al Gore to Florida is about as dumb as asking a retard to walk a straight line. The polls are tightening, Obama, and you send an American-hating-end-of-the-earth-is-near moonbat to take care of business. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, never trust an old fat man who dines with Leo Dicaprio and bangs a bitch named Tipper.
I think of Tipper Gore every time a random chick and I play the "just put your dick in a little" game.
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