In case you haven't heard this for the 1,458,033 time, TODAY is ELECTION Day! Just like the pundits say every 4 years, this is the most important and historic election of your life. Today you will get to decide whether the world turns to the dark side or we put in a new 200 watt bulb, and make the whole world shine.
If Obama wins I envision a scene not so much different then the movie Bambi; where all the animals start singing--in English, of course--and Jesus scales down from heaven to fulfill his prophecy of return. I cannot wait till that happens.
If only I didn't have to do an absentee ballot, then I could be as cool as everyone else and wear an "I Voted" sticker. Though I would be different and not put it on my shirt, but right down the middle of the zipper of my crotch. If I have to vote, I want everyone looking at my package today.
Bill Shatner 08
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